Oh dear. It looks like someone's been logging in too many hours on the beach and not enough at the salon! Anita darling, we love your dedication to your work and the time that you spend perfecting your breast stroke, but it looks like it's time for a little, how you say? 'girl maintenance'? We haven't seen that much camel toe since Lawrence of Arabia. Come on Anita, at the very least if you aren't going to match it, you best be waxin' it. Besides, shag carpeting went out in the 70s. Now get you and your life saving devices to the salon! Anita Waxin' costume includes one piece suite with bombshell buoys and attached 'chinchilla'. Wig sold separately. One size fits up to 200 lbs.    

Thirsty? Tap this. Beer Schlong brings new meaning to the term 'big gulp'. Beer Schlong will be sure to quench your craving to have a frosty, cold one cross over your lips. Fully equipped with storage for two cans of your favorite beverages this is the perfect party pack. So grab a stiff one and let the party begin! Beer Schlong costume includes blue/plaid shorts with attached schlong that unzips to hold two cans.    Large/Extra Large,Small/Medium

For an adult play on words check out our Blow Me Bubble Gum costume.? Sure to get a chuckle at your Halloween costume party this year.? Foam backed fabric costume fits adults up to 185 lbs.    

No girl will be able to compare with the boobs and butt you've got going on! Our Adult Boot-n-Booby Set will have all your friends laughing with you all night long--and likely grabbing the junk you've got in your trunk! It features an enormous butt piece, rivaled only by the huge booby set you'll be wearing on your front side. Both pieces are secured to your body with ties. This costume will fit everyone--no special sizes needed!    

Are you tired of all the other guys getting the ladies?? Always just one second too late to step in and show her YOU are the man of her dreams?? Why not become the ultimate 'blocker' by wearing our comical Cock Block costume.? No guy, no matter how swave he thinks he is, will stand a chance against you!? This adult novelty costume includes a cream and red square block to be worn around your waist.? A red rooster is emblazoned on the front, while the letter 'C' is on the side.? This costume is perfect for the guy who possibly wants the ability to wear his own clothes with getting in and out of his costume made easy.? So get ready to cock-a-doodle-do the night away in this one-of-a-kind hilarious costume! Fits maximum waist size 38.    

Want a costume that will really make a statement and be a guaranteed conversation piece along with having plenty of shock value?? This naughty Double Occupancy costume is just for you!? This is a one piece costume.